Is nothing safe? Man has sex with kebab shop and Land Rover Discovery in Wales

Is Nothing Safe? Episode 349b: the kebab shop counter:

Daniel Craig Cooper ,24, was in the dock at Flintshire Magistrates Court, Mold. Local news reports:

First of all he was seen to be urinating. He was then seen to go down the High Street with his trousers around his ankles and his T-shirt pulled up over his head.

Cooper was waving at cars and he was then seen to take his shirt off completely.  He was seen to enter a kebab shop where he was simulating the sex act against the corner of the counter.

Mr Wylde described how at one stage he “lay on the ground and simulated the sex act”. Then he did the same to a Land Rover Discovery vehicle which was parked nearby.

The guilty Mr Cooper was placed on a three-month community order and ordered to remain indoors between 7pm and 7am on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights for the next three months.