18 facts about qeers

1. FACT: People of the Rainbow persuasion don’t have friends. They have prides. Like lions, but gayer, and prouder.

2. FACT: The quality of a bisexual’s gaydar is inversely proportional to the degree to which it’s needed.

3. FACT: Velcro was invented when John Velcro witness two bearded men kissing.

4. FACT: Queers do not actually exist, it’s all just an elaborate joke on Rick Santorum.




5. FACT: Queers are the only people in the world who can properly process the color pink.




6. FACT: Asexuals feel no sexual attraction because they kindly donated their sexuality to Captain Jack Harkness




7. FACT: It is a queer’s life goal to get all of their queer friends together and “queer the space”.




8. FACT: Anything that can go gay, will go gay.

The Gay Murphy’s Law



9. FACT: All those who are gender fluid or sexually fluid can learn things through osmosis.

THAT IS HOW SCIENCE WORKS, OKAY?




10. FACT: Queers are born when their mother comes into contact with Neil Patrick Harris prior to their birth.




11. FACT: All queers are naturally better at roller-skating than non-queer individuals.

12. FACT: If you name your child Virginia, they will default into polyamory and pansexuality. After all, Virginia is for lovers.

13. FACT: All queer individuals are secretly cats in disguise. This explains their love for sushi, late night fighting, and the need for feather boas.




14. FACT: Bisexuals are legally viewed as being indecisive and therefore are allowed to vote for everyone in elections.




15. FACT: All demisexuals are secretly attracted to Demi Lovato




16. FACT: Every lesbian is actually Rosie O’Donnell in disguise.

THINK ABOUT IT!? It must be true.



17. FACT: Bisexuals are physically unable to ride unicycles or tricycles.

They will wobble and slam into a curb within 3.5 seconds if they attempt to ride them.

18. FACT: In the hands of any queer, glitter instantly becomes a weapon.

A really deadly weapon…

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!